IKEA products that could be names from Star Wars

This is the first entry in our series of IKEA lists.

As I looked through the IKEA online catalogue, certain combinations of words attracted me—those products that bore not one, but two names suggested surnames and identities that seemed vaguely familiar. Where else had I heard similar combinations of carefully ambiguous, yet strangely descriptive names? And then it hit me: in the world of George Lucas, of course. With that in mind, here are a few suggestions of monikers to use in future episodes of the space saga.

• Amorf Spets
  Old identity: Curtain
  New identity: Leader of Anno Amorf
• Anno Amorf
  Old identity: Curtain Panel
  New identity: A trade syndicate from Kelig Groda (see below)
• Bibbi Snurr
  Old identity: Blanket
  New identity: An ambassador of Minnen Ros (see below)
• Fenja Blad
  Old identity: Curtain
  New identity: Feared assassin
• Freja Strå
  Old identity: Fabric
  New identity: Henchman of Jabba the Hutt; twin of Freja Flinga (see below)
• Freja Flinga
  Old identity: Curtain
  New identity: Henchman of Jabba the Hutt; twin of Freja Strå
• Godis Mix
  Old Identity: Glass
  New identity: Planet in the Kelig Groda system
• Jabba
  Old identity: Hanging Dryer with 16 Clothes Clips
  New/Old identity: Member of the Hutt clan; intergalactic smuggler, drug dealer
• Kelig Groda
  Old identity: Slipcover
  New identity: Solar system
• Korall Rev
  Old identity: Curtain with Tie-Back
  New identity: Ship commanded by Pax Drammen (see below)
• Malou Cirkel
  Old identity: Quilt Cover & 2 Pillowcases
  New identity: City on Minnen Ros
• Minnen Ros
  Old identity: RUG
  New identity: Planet in the Kelig Groda system
• Pax Drammen
  Old identity: Wardrobe
  New identity: Military hero from Godis Mix
• Tassa Hare
  Old identity: Quilt Cover & Pillowcase
  New identity: A Jedi master; originally from Malou Cirkel